It is the intention of myself and house staff to make Woodard a friendly, happy and exciting house in which to live and learn. My aim as a Housemaster is to bring out the best in the boys, whatever their interests. The staff in Woodard aim to create an atmosphere which is open, tolerant and trusting. We encourage the boys to develop their extra-curricular interests and promote culture, sport and academic achievement. Above all Woodard should be a safe and happy home away from home, allowing the boys to meet their potential in work and play.
Woodard house has the best view in the school – overlooking the 1st XI cricket pitch – and benefits from new accommodation on the north-west side of the campus, just a two-minute walk from the dining room. Our main common room is big enough to hold the entire house and has Sky TV. We have a cinema room, complete with projector, 150-inch screen, and access to Dr Snell’s wildly unpopular collection of board games or 'bored games' as they are known. The Sixth Formers have an additional, very smart, common room, complete with plasma TV, fridge freezer and library. We also have two kitchens where the boys' culinary skills are put to the test as they struggle to make 'toast', sometimes 'beans on toast', and occasionally a ‘bacon sandwich’. Other facilities include table football, a paddling pool, daily newspapers and magazines, and our ever popular tuck shop.
Woodardians are a social bunch, and I take the boys out to smart(ish) restaurants in town a few times each term, well mostly the local curry house the ‘Rajpoot’, with which we have developed a special bond. We love the cinema, and go at least once a week, although my attempts to interest the house in stage plays or culture beyond the local multiplex have thus far fallen on deaf ears. Three or four times a term we will do a whole house Sunday trip, such as paintballing or Airhop, although often the boys would rather minimal movement on a Sunday. As if four 'all you can eat' buffets supplied daily by the school weren't enough, we have an U6th pizza evening every week, as well as a Saturday night cook-off, and barbecues every Sunday in the summer. House events have included an Hawaiian themed evening and a silent disco titled ‘Rave in the Cave’, competitive cooking against girls' houses and any other events I can think to bring a smile to the boys faces.
Dr David Snell
David Snell is the Housemaster of Woodard, starting out as the assistant in 2010, before becoming Housemaster in 2014. I studied chemistry at Bath University, where I gained a PhD in polymer chemistry. Before teaching, I was a project manager for a pharmaceutical company, and also a member of the Royal Marine Reserves, serving in both Iraq and Afghanistan – though I quickly realised being shot at was not much fun.
Since joining King's, every day has been an absolute pleasure, and I consider it an honour and a privilege to play a part not only in the boys' formative years, but also to become involved with you as parents. I believe that the energy, courtesy, goodwill towards each other and boundless humour of the boys are what keep me young (I try and kid myself) and I am amazed at what a happy community they create for each other. My wife, Caro, is also a teacher, although I tell her that biology is similar to colouring in! Within the school also am involved with coaching rugby and teach chemistry.
Chris Mason lives in accommodation attached to the boarding house. Chris is desperately trying to dispel the myth that all mathematics teachers are dull and boring by developing his musical skills, playing in a band and wearing ethnic necklaces.
Assistants and House Matron
Steve King (RM Section CCF)
Rhys Llewellyn (PE)
Daffyd Jones (Chemistry)
Jane Berry (Head of general happiness!)
Woodard's biggest asset is our matron, Jane Berry. She is the school’s top sportswoman and can outplay all of the boys at any of their games. She is the current holder of the Taunton Female Cricketer and Hockey Player of the Year trophies, and five times winner of the King's College Best Matron award (Woodard house category). Her detective skills would put CSI to shame. The boys have learnt not to try to keep secrets from her, and will run to her to own up to any accidental damage they may have caused in the hope of clemency. She also runs the school's most popular tuck shop (Woodard house category), and is everyone's favourite mummy (whole school category).
James can often be found loitering in the common room waiting for the younger pupils to ask him about his sporting prowess; how many first teams can he represent? His approachable, smiley nature belies a steely determination to see the house succeed at the inter-house Masterchef competition – he states that Pot Noodle is the perfect starter! James looks after everyone within the house ensuring their happiness is paramount. His favourite quote is ‘ask not what Woodard can do for you – ask what you can do for Woodard’.